This little piggy went to mum2mum market...

This weekend I’ll be out and about again, offering some amazing prizes at the wonderful mum2mum market in Chiswick.

If you’re not familiar with mum2mum markets, it’s a great place for expectant or new parents to buy all the expensive paraphernalia demanded by today’s modern babies and toddlers (buggies, high chairs, clothes, toys etc) for a bargain price - and for parents to sell on those items to a new home. Having used the markets for both buying and selling for my kids (not buying or selling my kids), I can heartily recommend it.

And I will be there this Saturday (13:30 - 15:30 at Southfield Primary School, Chiswick) offering families the chance to win photoshoots and prints. And the top prize, worth £1,400, is still up for grabs. It could be you. Come along, grab a scratchcard and see what you win!

But what if you can’t be there, don’t have children of the right age, don’t have children at all, or any other reason? Well, I’m thinking of you too. You can grab a virtual scratchcard (although I will physically be selecting and scratching a card for you, like some kind of competition butler) by entering your details here… You don’t even need to leave your seat.

In which I won't prepare an Oscar-like acceptance speech

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